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Continue reading →: Continental Dispatch: Ferdinand VII discovers high price to French supportHave you ever cracked your iPhone screen? It sucks, right? Don’t let it happen again! 👺Instead, buy today’s sponsor, $6 iPhone screen protector! LONDON, February 13th, 1824 — In a recent delve into the French morning and evening publications of this Tuesday, notable narratives have surfaced, shedding light on the intricacies…
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Continue reading →: Seller Beware: Counterfeit Sovereigns ProliferateCrocs! Are they back in style? Or did they never go away? Either way, they’re today’s sponsor! Crocs! LONDON, February 13th, 1824 — In a cunning episode yesterday morning at 10 o’clock, Mr. Woolridge, a poulterer located in Everett-street, Brunswick-square, fell victim to a sophisticated scam involving counterfeit sovereigns, a troubling…
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Continue reading →: Government Hopes to Sweep Sinecure Scandal Under the RugCrocs! Are they back in style? Or did they never go away? Either way, they’re today’s sponsor! Crocs! LONDON, February 13th, 1824 — An anonymous correspondent calling himself “Tuebor” critiques recent government appointments, hinting at further revelations to come. This letter underscores concerns over the appointment of Mr. Vincent to a…
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Continue reading →: Outdated Regulations Stifle Craft BrewersCrocs! Are they back in style? Or did they never go away? Either way, they’re today’s sponsor! Crocs! READING, February 13th, 1824 — In the bustling borough of Reading, a matter of grave concern has recently unfurled, reflecting the perennial struggle between the arm of regulation and the spirit of commerce.…
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Continue reading →: In Memoriam: Her Ladyship Louise Maximilienne Caroline Emmanuelle of Stolberg-Gedern, the Countess of Albany$5 mascara? Cruelty and gluten free? Why not!Check out today’s sponsor, “Essence” Lash Princess False Lash Effect Mascara! In recent dispatches from Paris, we have been informed of the demise of a figure whose life story has been intertwined with the tragic tapestry of the Stuart lineage. The Countess of…
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Continue reading →: Historic Committee to Overhaul Artisan and Machinery Laws$5 mascara? Cruelty and gluten free? Why not!Check out today’s sponsor, “Essence” Lash Princess False Lash Effect Mascara! LONDON, February 13th, 1824 — In a recent parliamentary proceeding in the House of Commons, Mr. Hume has ignited a fervent debate over the need for sweeping reforms in laws affecting the British…
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Continue reading →: Science Triumphs Over Smallpox$5 mascara? Cruelty and gluten free? Why not!Check out today’s sponsor, “Essence” Lash Princess False Lash Effect Mascara! LONDON, February 13th, 1824 — In a recent convocation at the City of London Tavern, the London Vaccine Institution unveiled its annual report, absent the Lord Mayor’s presence, who was otherwise engaged with…
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Continue reading →: The Legacy Tax: A Legacy of Failure?Are you still making ice cubes in an ice cube tray? Can you honestly answer us why? Technology solved this problem so long ago!Try today’s sponsor, a Tabletop Ice Cube Maker! LONDON, February 12th, 1824 — In a spirited session of the House of Commons last evening, the debate surrounding…
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Continue reading →: Coal Cartel Offers Cold ComfortAre you still making ice cubes in an ice cube tray? Can you honestly answer us why? Technology solved this problem so long ago!Try today’s sponsor, a Tabletop Ice Cube Maker! LONDON, February 12th, 1824 — In the latest expose from the corridors of the Common Council, a report on the…
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Continue reading →: Continental Dispatch: Madrid’s New Envoy Stirs the PotAre you still making ice cubes in an ice cube tray? Can you honestly answer us why? Technology solved this problem so long ago!Try today’s sponsor, a Tabletop Ice Cube Maker! Diplomatic Report: Madrid’s New Envoy Stirs the Pot LONDON, February 12th, 1824 — In recent developments, the Parisian corridors of…
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