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GLASGOW, February 16th, 1824 — In a display of tradition mingling with leisure, Lord and Lady Gwydyr, alongside a retinue of English aristocracy, graced their venerable estate, a structure founded upon the remnants of an ancient Roman fortification, close to Callender. In anticipation of this esteemed gathering, the local habitation underwent a visual transformation; facades were freshly whitewashed and woodworks enlivened with a coat of green, with the financial burden for those less inclined or able, generously assumed by Lord Gwydyr. This refurbishment bestowed upon the village an aura of festivity, the pristine walls casting a vivid juxtaposition against the somber backdrop of the encircling highlands.

The duration of their sojourn was marked by days spent angling in the waters of the Teith or Loch Katrine and engaging in the hunt across the rugged terrains that characterize this idyllic locale. The presence of these nobles not only infused Callender with an air of vibrancy but also attracted a suite of visitors, enhancing the locale’s dynamism. The eventual departure of the party to Dunanond Castle was met with a palpable sense of loss among the villagers, a testament to the profound impact of their visit.

In a gesture of benevolence, the Gwydyrs extended their generosity to the less fortunate of Callender, provisioning weekly allotments of oatmeal and distributing durable blue attire to the men, ensuring their warmth through the colder months. Prior to his leave, Lord Gwydyr bestowed upon the town’s tenants a gift of elegant tartan attire, a move that, no doubt, further cemented his esteemed position within the community.

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